Don’t let your friends buy ugly outfits or accessories you don’t want to look at when you hang out. If you want to be with an asshole, get a fresh asshole of your very own. That significant other is an asshole, and you don’t want to be involved with an asshole who’s used goods. This shouldn’t need to be said, but it needs to be said. Don’t flirt, have sex, or engage in emotional affairs with your friends’ significant others. Surround yourself with women you can get sloppy drunk with who won’t draw stupid things on your face if you pass out, and who will help you puke if you overcelebrate, and who will also tell you if you get sloppy drunk too much or behave badly when you are sloppy drunk.Ĩ. These conversations are more fun when preceded by an emphatic “GIRL.”ħ. Don’t be totally rude about truth telling and consider how much truth is actually needed to get the job done. Once, my best friend told me to get my love life together and demanded an action plan, and it was irritating but also useful.Ħa. They might get pissed about it, but it’s probably for their own good. Tell your friends the hard truths they need to hear. Love your friends’ kids even if you don’t want or like children. As a corollary, never say “I never lie” or “I never gossip” because you are lying.ĥe.
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Everybody gossips, so if you are going to gossip about your friends, at least make it fun and interesting. This is not to say you cannot criticize other women, but understand the difference between criticizing constructively and tearing down cruelly.ĥd. Don’t tear other women down, because even if they’re not your friends, they are women and this is just as important. Men invented nepotism and practically live by it. It’s not your fault your friends are awesome. If you and your friend(s) are in the same field and you can collaborate or help each other, do this without shame. If you’re having a rough go of it and a friend is having the best year ever and you need to think some dark thoughts about that, do it alone, with your therapist, or in your diary so that when you actually see your friend, you can avoid the myth discussed in Item 1.ĥb. Want nothing but the best for your friends because when your friends are happy and successful, it’s probably going to be easier for you to be happy.ĥa. My go-to explanation is “I am dating an asshole because I’m lazy.” You are welcome to borrow it.ĥ. If your man or woman is a scrub, just own it so you and your friends can talk about more interesting things. Sometimes you will be the person dating someone your friends cannot stand. You can either be honest about your feelings or you can lie.
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Sometimes, your friends will date people you cannot stand. If you feel like it’s hard to be friends with women, consider that maybe women aren’t the problem.
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It’s okay if most of your friends are guys, but if you champion this as a commentary on the nature of female friendships, well, soul search a little.ģa. If you are the kind of woman who says, “I’m mostly friends with guys,” and act like you’re proud of that, like that makes you closer to being a man or something and less of a woman as if being a woman is a bad thing, see Item 1B. Stop reading writing that encourages this mythology.ģ. A lot of ink is given over to mythologizing female friendships as curious, fragile relationships that are always intensely fraught.
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If you find that you are feeling bitchy, toxic or competitive toward the women who are supposed to be your closest friends, look at why and figure out how to fix it and/or find someone who can help you fix it.Ģ. This is not to say women aren’t bitches or toxic or competitive sometimes but rather to say that these are not defining characteristics of female friendship, especially as you get older.ġb. This myth is like heels and purses–pretty but designed to SLOW women down.ġa. Abandon the cultural myth that all female friendships must be bitchy, toxic or competitive.